3 May 2008

I am an incredible blackjack player. I’m not nearly as good as the card-counting protagonist of Bringing Down the House, but then again I’m not Asian.
Arjewtino on Blackjack

20 April 2008

I don’t have “game”. I once walked up to a girl in the men’s razors aisle at Target and said, “So, picking up a little something for yourself?” She responded with a look that would have made your balls fall off.
Arjewtino on Game

8 March 2008

Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated with cussing. Its etymology, its derivatives, its immediate ability to convey exactly what I’m feeling.
Arjewtino on Cursing

21 February 2008

I love this planet as much as the next guy.

Sure, I’ve never landed on an Earth-bound meteor with a ragtag group bent on nuking the flaming rock to save the world from Armageddon. But I try to do my part.
Arjewtino on Environmentalism

17 February 2008

A former journalist, I don’t have the first clue what goes into writing or soliciting advertising copy. You see, there’s supposed to be this “wall” in journalism that separates advertising from editorial, not that Fox News has ever heard of it.
Arjewtino on Journalism