That sweet little baby has turned into a sweet little girl, and believe me, there are days when I want to glue a bucket to her head just to muffle the whining, and then position her so that she’ll walk blindly into a wall, but on days like today, I understand that she is and always will be the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Dooce on Her Daughter
2 April 2008
31 March 2008
Maybe because he’s been taking Prozac, or maybe it’s because of all that HOT HOT SEX, but when I told Jon what I wanted the wall to look like, he said something like, why aim for perfection when approximation is so much easier? Which is the most romantic thing that has ever come out of his mouth, so I pushed him down on the floor and ripped off all his clothes.
Dooce on Romance
22 February 2008
A collection of educational graphics detailing the right way and the wrong way to care for a newborn baby. As I scrolled through this I felt myself going, wait, you mean the vodka was a bad idea? It’s just, the things you do when you haven’t slept in six weeks.
Dooce on Babies