31 March 2008

Maybe because he’s been taking Prozac, or maybe it’s because of all that HOT HOT SEX, but when I told Jon what I wanted the wall to look like, he said something like, why aim for perfection when approximation is so much easier? Which is the most romantic thing that has ever come out of his mouth, so I pushed him down on the floor and ripped off all his clothes.
Dooce on Romance

23 March 2008

In short: men focus, women sample. A topic of conversation comes up and the guy wants to analyze it fully, drilling down to the tiniest detail and debating the pros and cons, while the girl wants to use the topic as a springboard to explore related topics.
Roissy on Conversation

2 February 2008

All strife in a heterosexual relationship stems from some combination of these two facts.

1: Women are insane.

2: Men are stupid.
Skippy on Relationships